JENNIFER @ EXTENSION 314

This is just a short list of things that I am sick of seeing.

Hipster Glasses These glasses are God awful and they don’t look good on anyone other than Steve Urkel. He even hated them enough to go through the trouble of inventing a machine to make him cool enough so he wouldn’t have to wear them.

Mulan can’t even pull them off and she’s as swift as a coursing river and has the force of a great typhoon.

Ironic Mustaches What the fuck is up with this trend? Can someone explain this to me? Is this sexy? Do men actually get pussy with this on their face? I don’t get it? Is that the irony? Do they think they’re Freddy Fucking Mercury? Are you Tom Selleck?!

Nautical Star Tattoos If you have a nautical star tattoo and you have never served in the United States Navy or the Marie Corps, you should be embarrassed. I’m embarrassed for you because chances are, you look like this turd.

Ed Hardy You would think people stopped wearing Ed Hardy after Jon Gosselin became the unofficial walking billboard for the brand but sadly, there are a few d-bags out there that still rock these ugly shirts. Let’s be honest, the only thing cool about this picture is the cigarette. 

I’ll add to this later when I have more time…